Shit Happens...

Life Is Like A Pile of Feces

It’s getting to be that time of year again when school is getting to be pretty rough, it’s the last few days for those that are graduating in December, it’s the last few days of the semester for everyone else, and second to last semester for myself! Now is also the time we’re all fretting about grades, trying to figure out what we’re getting in what class… hoping we don’t fail and CAN graduate. So for all of you that this applies to, whether it be in life or in school, I present to you, Life Is Like A Pile of Feces:

Shit happens... all you can do is wipe it off and flush the toilet.

Sometimes the shit is hard and it's difficult to get through the process... but you have to push.
But when all is said and done... and you're done with the shit.... you'll feel lighter, as if a great weight is lifted off of you. Then things will be peachy...

Sometimes shit happens so quickly and uncontrollably that you're just left sitting there going, "OH MY GOD! What the hell just happened?!?" But you just have to stay strong, finish your business, and go on with your life.

Other times the shit is small and annoying... but you still have to deal with it. You have to get rid of the shit in your life, no matter how seemingly insignificant it is.

Then there are the kinds of shit that are so large and painful to get rid of... they suck. Sometimes it hurts a lot.. but the same thing applies... push through... endure the momentary pain to feel a rush of relief at the end.

Sometimes we think there's shit there... but really there isn't... and we should just stop overreacting... let it all air out... and calm down.

But in the end... shit still just happens... and all we can to is wipe and flush.

Speaking of Shit Happening…

The INCREDIBLY horrid looking face of Michael Jackson has been plastered upon newscasts and newspapers everywhere. For the past week, I haven’t been able to get away from seeing this freak! The fact that Michael Jackson is sick and twisted has been known for years now. The allegations of child molestation have been around for a decade. But yet, somehow we still need to be reminded of such things every time he doesn’t something weird again.

In some places, convicted sex offenders and pedophiles have to have a sign in front of their house proclaiming them as such. True, Michael Jackson hasn’t been convicted of anything because he’s also rich, in addition to being sick and twisted. The court of public opinion has long convicted him of being a pedophile and for the past week, we see to be constantly reminded of the fact.

But with that in mind, why the hell would parents ever let their kid ANYWHERE near someone like him!?! Who, in their right mind, would let their kid go to a “sleepover” at Neverland? Come on now! The parents are just as responsible for the poor kid or kids that have been allegedly up-close and personal with guy that sang a song called, “Beat It.” Don’t even give me that bullshit about doing it for money. “Hey Little Timmy, go over to Uncle Michael’s and let him touch you in no-no spots… it’ll pay for that new Playstation 2 you wanted and college too!” COME ON NOW!! That’s even more disgusting than Jackson’s continual whitening and disappearing nose. This psychopath needs to be in a mental asylum, he needs more help than the Titanic did when it hit the iceberg.

Speaking of Needing Help…

Thanksgiving is coming up this weekend and ‘tis the season to get food poisoning or get mildly injured playing football outside with family. Of course, I do wish everyone a safe and happy holiday season, don’t get me wrong. But if something does go wrong, one would hope that the ambulance can get you to the hospital quickly. Unfortunately, there are idiots out there who don’t understand the concept of pulling to the right for sirens and lights. I was driving home the other day and I saw an ambulance with lights and sirens blaring. Everyone pulled over to let it through, except for this little orange Yugo.

It just kept going, the driver kept looking at her rearview mirror, so she obviously KNEW that there was an ambulance behind her. The ambulance was trying to pass her but it was hard, since she refused to pull to the side. What if the patient was in critical condition and need to get to the hospital as soon as possible and time is of the essence? What if ever second mattered and the driver of that stupid orange Yugo just killed someone because of her idiocy? Think about such things when you’re driving.

Have good holiday weekend everyone!